BJ

this is an abbreviation of the goat of the world, beetlejuice

me: Yoo beet if i dig a 6ft hole, how deep is the hole
bj: probs like 30ft
mans a genius

by Noah Myles May 13, 2020

BJ and BS

Brake Job and Boob Squeeze.
When you are someone's car person and help them with all their basic vehicle maintenance, nothing is ever for free.

Person: Oh man, I failed safety inspection this year because they said my breaks are worn out. I need help.

Their car person: Don't worry, I'll swing by later for BJ and BS. I'll be done before your husband gets home this time.

Person: That would be great! I wish my husband knew his way around a garage.

by Phil Ashios May 23, 2024

PB & BJ

A sandwitch with peenut buter and babby jelly

Hey john you got that PB & BJ
No jim I ate it on my drive to work

by Babby Jelly Liver 69 April 22, 2021

Nat BJ

When a person named Natalie gives head

John: Hey I got a Nat BJ from that girl
Dave: Nat is great.

by Pierre the french December 7, 2020

BJ 20july

International blowjob day. Your wife/girlfriend has to give you head at every opportunity all day, even in the car.

Hey babe did you know its BJ 20july today?

Really? Take off your pants let me give you head

by Bslapajdbsmala July 19, 2024

BJ shout-out

A proclamation prior to, during, or following a sex act that conveys appreciation or acknowledges support, or incorporates situational context into sex talk.

"Right before she started, she told me she'd 'like to dedicate this blowjob to her boyfriend for having great taste in women.'"
"Oh man, she gave you a bj shout-out?"
"Yeah, and it's not just me. Another time, she stopped in the middle to say, 'I'd like to give a shout-out to the Bordeaux region of France for making an excellent bottle of wine.'"

by sub verbo May 14, 2015

skinner bj

A blowjob in which you use way too much teeth

Dude, that girl gave me a skinner bj, it wasn't even good anymore

by Hermione444 February 3, 2020