beats

1. (N) Music.
2. (V) Physically attacking another (also: To conquer another as in a game)
3. (N) Heroin addicted artistic types who wear a lot of black and snap at poetry readings (short for beatnik)

1. "My, my. Those are some Kicking beats."
2. "Watch as Sue beats Sheila for stealing her purple pen."
3. "Those beats need to clean up their acts, stop hanging out in coffee shops and get real jobs. Why not work in a nice soda shop?"

by Amy the Bohemian Pirate July 11, 2003

Berks Technical Institute

A junior college in Central Pennsylvania that is a pitiful excuse for a educational institution. The school has no pedigree, even among lowly 2-year colleges, and on average one student of ten will find a job in their field, the rest will work at a retail job or go on to a real 4-year school wondering why they fucked up their lives. Most of the poor quality of the education stems from overcrowding and lack of resources, i.e. two classes sharing a computer lab at the same time, and computers with Adobe CS1 software. No joke.

Sorry guys, I don't have a summer break, I go to Berks Technical Institute.

Colleagues: Where the hell is that?

by _jester November 24, 2011

Nigg Beats

Music that contains mad beats, classy lyrics, and a actual point and or message to the song, and have been made the modern African Americans.

Uppity white kid,"you wanna listen to some Nigg Beats"
Hardcore Nigga," Yea sure who"
Uppity white kid,"SOULA BOY!!"
Hardcore Nigga," Fuck your shit get some real beats you punk"

by Officer Nigg Beats February 4, 2009

beats

Measurement of time created by SWATCH. 1000 beats in a day, metric time.

Josh: How many beats is it man?

Martin: De beats char! It’s saying eight six five, it’s fucked; it’s out of sync or something.

by Beadle September 29, 2003

Beats By Dre

The best headphones in the world with precision-engineered, advanced speaker design, powered amplification, and powered noise cancellation, you hear music the way today’s top artists and producers want you to hear.

Kelz: Hey, what are those sexy headphones you got?
Dom: They're the Beats By Dre, the sound quality is AMAZING, plus they do look really SEXY too!!

by KelKelzBaby November 29, 2009

beatstock

A whole group of girls that are ugly as sin

ohh gross man, did you see those chicks??

yeahh man, they're mad beatstock

by diggity diggs February 15, 2009

beats the shit out of their children

An alternative to slaps, it is used to describe the quality of a piece of music.

"Man, this song totally beats the shit out of their children"
"ikr it's a good tune"

by borbtimble June 8, 2019