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Awkward-off

A coversation between two or more people saying awkward things. Whoever says the most awkward thing wins.
Person 1: Wanna have an Awkward-off?

Person 2: Sure.

Person 1: I made love to your sister last night.

Person 2: Ive gone gay for Justin Bieber.

Person 1: Okay you win.
by Awkward-off time!!! August 13, 2010
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Awkward Aloha

When you go on a "romantic" Hawaiian vacation with your ex-fiance who doesn't know you aren't trying to "work things out" in a tropical paradise but are, in fact, moving out as soon as you return home.
Sarah: Heather's on Maui with her ex.

Erin: Isn't she moving out next week?

Sarah: Yes.

Erin: Awkward Aloha!
by Mean Tricks January 12, 2011
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Awkward phone

A situation in which a girl can feel a guy's phone in his pocket, usually while grinding; however, the "phone" in question is ambiguous.
Danggg I could feel Palladium's awkward phone
by ikoons.asil October 21, 2010
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Awkward

An overused word that cannot be said in an American accent without sounding gay or at least very feminine - although that is the case with most words
American dude pronouncing "awkward": A perfect example of why British and Australian people think American men sound like fags
by zldevvo June 24, 2012
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Awkward Vulva

In the vein of "awkward animals" one creates with one's hands during an awkward lull in the conversation- the awkward vulva is performed by making both hands into a mouth-like shape, with the thumbs forming the bottom jaw and the fingers overlapped forming the upper jaw, so to speak. then open and close the "mouth." True, the Awkward Vulva is oriented horizontally, unlike a true vulva, but it is, after all, an AWKWARD vulva. it is accompanied by the chant "Awkward Vulva!" *clap clap, clap-clap-clap* (to the tune of "its all over")
Guy #1: Man, that sandwich was delicious!
Hot Asian Chick: oh really? was it a dick sandwich?
Guy #1: yes.
...
Guy #2: AWKWARD VULVA! *clap clap, clap-clap-clap*
by ladelfull_of_soup October 19, 2010
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awkward

Awkward = Maggie's life
by lovemyawkwardlife November 4, 2010
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Awkward Unicorn

This is the extension of your middle finger in response to a person who causes an awkward situation or silence by saying or doing something stupid.
Roland: Jill called Cheddi gay in front of everyone yesterday.
Greg: What did he do?
Roland: He gave her an awkward unicorn.
by Obsydion October 7, 2009
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