arse-weasel

A bri'ish swear word. Because ass is too weird for them I don't know. It is directed to a person who likes arse.

Person 1 : " Can I get a bo'oh'wo'ah?"
Person 2 (hot sexy lady) : "Yeah of course." *turns around."
Person 1: *Checks her ass out. I mean arse. yeah yeah that for sure*
Person 3 : "You checking out her arse innit? Ya arse-weasel! hargh hargh hargh".

by link-from-zelda :weary: January 9, 2023

arse lips

The anal sphincter, the tight rectal muscle, dohnut in shape, that is utilised by the body to stop shit from ooozing over your chums mothers face

ooohhh....Mrs Miggins your arse lips are tight today. Agghh m'nut!!!

by PJ January 9, 2005

arse rapist

1. One who takes pleasure in commiting anal sex with someone, without that persons permission.

2. A homosexual man who undertakes anal sex.

Steve: Don't you reckon that chicks cute man?

Adam: Hell no! And your an arse rapist just like me so shutup dammit or ill.. **silence followed by the unspeakable**

by Poyda June 3, 2006

Arse Flem

Arse Flem - Rectal discharge of gelatinous viscosity (Cloudy partially set Jelly like substance).

Arse Flem - Seeps from one's bottom after an intensive penetrative arse workout thus causing lower intestinal fluids to seep from ones recktum.

See also anal discharge

by StarMonk3ey77 February 10, 2010

arse-on

Noun.
1. A bad mood.
2. A difficult task.

1. "Keep out of Andy's way, he's got the arse-on."
2. "Jeez, proggraming the video is a real arse-on!"

by Alex Quantashassle April 11, 2005

Arse grease

The brown mud like substance that exudes from your frek. This most beautiful excrement is both delicious and highly fragrant. It is best served warm on bread as an entree when having friends over for a social gathering.

Because I bought thin cheap toilet paper, my fingers busted through and i got arse greaseall over my hand

by Crozo September 27, 2007

Arse-candle

A close friend who has a reputation for being both highly annoying and a little bit gay, and maybe also a little bit of a raconteur.

That mofo is wack, he's a real arse-candle sometimes

by Samtasticle June 14, 2006