When a man (or even woman in some cases) is recieving oral sex and pulls out of their partners mouth, only to ejaculate into their eye. The reciepient of the ejaculation will then stand up and cover their eye with their hand. During this, the opposite partner will then kick their now sightless partner and run off like a wuss as the poor cripple hobbles after them.
Last night my boyfriend thought he'd be a punk smart-ass and give me an angry pirate. That pussy ran off like a little girl and you know I chased after him. I caught his goddamn ass and kicked him in the nuts, so now he's chained up in my basement.
~FYI: True story.~
~FYI: True story.~
by Lori-SPED May 30, 2007
Get the angry piratemug. In round-based multiplayer games, an angry launch is when the host immediatly launches the next session after the last one ends, because he is angry that he has lost.
by FragerZ January 11, 2008
Get the angry launchmug. When you Tea Bag someone and the balls get stuck in their throat. This can happen from low hanging balls or small nuts. (Such as a puppy getting a tennis ball stuck)
Joey's Balls were just small enough to get stuck in his girlfriends throat so she was gagging all night long.
Joey's Balls were just small enough to get stuck in his girlfriends throat so she was gagging all night long.
by vdub4motion June 26, 2017
Get the angry pupmug. When you blow ya load and smack a girls head and it comes out her nose making her look like a angry drangon.
by DanTheMan0001 December 8, 2022
Get the Angry Dragonmug. An act in which a firefighter (typically of the North American coastal variety) deliberately soils his class “B” uniform shirt with a white substance of some kind, eg. cake frosting or penile ejaculate.
This disgruntled act of passive aggressive behavior is typically displayed at morning briefing and in response to a superior officer’s request to don the appropriate uniform attire when the overworked employee returns to the station after responding to a deluge of medical aids.
This disgruntled act of passive aggressive behavior is typically displayed at morning briefing and in response to a superior officer’s request to don the appropriate uniform attire when the overworked employee returns to the station after responding to a deluge of medical aids.
“Looks like Joe was up all night on the box again, he looks exhausted”
“Yeah, the chief must have given him crap about the uniform shirt policy and he just did the angry seagull....what a badass”
“Yeah, the chief must have given him crap about the uniform shirt policy and he just did the angry seagull....what a badass”
by Hoseman August 2, 2019
Get the Angry seagullmug. by Bailey_Emmerson December 29, 2015
Get the angry liammug. Charisma had an angry wank when Judy commented on the redness of her hair after she had accidently dyed it that colour.
by 1 Toy Maker June 3, 2018
Get the Angry wankmug.