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Alabama ribrub

The act of dry humping massive human like pillows and realizing you are forever alone.
The young boy could not find love tonight, so he had himself a good Alabama ribrub.
by 5dorra October 14, 2016
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Alabama Ancestry

The #1 most popular dating site in the state of Alabama
William! Check it out! I just matched with my 3rd cousin on Alabama Ancestry! This site is fuckin' awesome!
by AllFiftyStatesBaby June 9, 2018
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alabama marathon

When a female plugs her vagina with a large fruit such as a cantelope or watermelon and proceeds to run for 26 miles.
I heard Nala participates in the Alabama marathon every year, i bet fucking her is like throwing a dart down a hallway.
by ElongD69 January 31, 2018
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Alabama Orchestra

A prank or sexual move in which a male/female butt chugs helium, and afterwards eats a hearty helping of baked beans. The high - pitched gas emissions from the bunghole are then sprayed into the victims face.
Juan passed out the party, so I took some of the balloons and some of his beans, and BAM! Alabama Orchestra right the the beaner's face!
by EatMyDictionary June 22, 2016
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Alabama dozen

37 of sumthin
I just got an Alabama dozen of som boof!!
by Onlycrack June 23, 2022
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Alabama-weird

Something that is weird, that rednecks, hicks, or backwater people would do.
Used to describe something that is strange to most people, that is a fairly common occurrence with people who live in rural areas in the deep south of the United States.
Eating roadkill is Alabama-weird
by cellophane girl July 8, 2011
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alabama salsa

“hey cousin randy let’s make some alabama salsa”
by hippielemons April 29, 2019
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