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stress-af 

while clipping your toenails, use another toe to press your calculator to finish your math homework. Practice until this act is entirely normal to you, and you can still do this even if you are unconscious. After that, using your left hand, write an essay related to astrophysics, in which the word count in this essay has to equal the number of neutrons in the galaxy. This pen-holding should require only 2 fingers, well, actually 3 fingers are the maximum. The remaining fingers are for clipping the nails, as said in the front of the definition. The remaining foot is for doing chores. Yes, this whole process is moving, not staying in front of a table. And oh also, do this whole thing outdoors, 31 degrees so you can get vitamin D at the same time, healthy. Ok, you should have one more right hand. Using that right hand, first, use the first two fingers and go on musescore and compose a 69-part fugue for your music assignment(and for entertaining purposes too)56 years later(according to psychopaths rules), the remaining fingers are to create a machine that can clone anything on Earth. Post this gadget, and while the news is booming, clone your right hand to finish every single piece of work. The mouth is for masturbating, in order to increase adrenaline and dopamine. Use tongue to help
Oh god, this is stress-af.
stress-af by adenHo August 28, 2022
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cheap AF 

They are cheap as fuck. They only charge their cell phone batteries when they are here at work.
Your friend was cheap AF when they refused to get a drink because they cost too much.
cheap AF by Donaldoburger November 26, 2022
When someone is a complete loser and boring as hell, you can call them a noob af.
EX. OMG are you doing your math homework right now, your a noob af.
Noob Af by BussyLover101 December 11, 2022

weird af 

basically when someone does something that’s questionable or doesn’t make sense for them to do /say
Girl - “no she literallly told me she liked my crush knowing that i liked him ”
2nd girl- “For real !! That shi weird af”
A way to emphasize how unattractive someone or something is.
"Have you seen Jasmine? She is ugly AF"
Ugly AF by chris_p_bacon121212 February 19, 2023

yachty AF 

The owner of a 63+ foot boat who only wears exclusive country club clothes in different shades of two pastel colors, like pink and blue.
Thanks for taking us out on the water today Aston, you ARE yachty AF.
yachty AF by Sex pot 74 May 27, 2023