acasap

As Close to As Soon As Possible

"Are you coming home soon?"

"I'll be there acasap!"

by jovo October 7, 2009

Alabama stickshift

Giving a hand job with chewing tobacco dip spit as lubricant.

While giving another male a hand job, I put fresh dip in my mouth, then gave him an Alabama stickshift.

by Gaydoo February 12, 2013

alabama state of mind

Waiting in line at Walmart, hiked up on on ephedrine, purchasing more ephedrine for your girlfriend's weight loss ambitions and eyeballing a fine little Philly walking past your eyeballs hoping your girlfriend's body is as fine as hers... turns out it's your sister.

The Walmart cashier notices a sweaty, angst-ridden man ogling a woman. Cashier: "That'll be $16.37 for your ... (Cashier puts up her hands and makes air quotes) ... sinus medicine." The angst-ridden man continues to visually have sex with the woman. The woman turns around and sees the angst-ridden man. Woman: "Hi Marco, where's mom is she waiting on the car? Cashier: " Whoo-wee, that's some shit! Marco you checked out that ass like it's passing out five dollar EBT cards, you in a Alabama State of Mind!

by Terio Marin May 16, 2016

Alabama Delight

The act of ejaculating inside a girl, taking a shit inside her vagina, then topping it off with 10 tablespoons of sugar. The male then uses a spoon to stir it all up and eventually eat from it

My girl admires my skills as a chef and wanted something sweet. So I gave her an Alabama Delight

by asdjdijrurnngugnnnu April 18, 2017

Alabama Boone Job

When a southern girl snorts coke off a guys dick

"I met this girl from Texas and she gave me an Alabama Boone Job"
"What's that"
"It's when she snorts coke off your dick"
"Bro that's gnarly"

by cristina11 April 26, 2017

Alabama Fidget Spinner

when you and the boys lube up and find a slippery surface, like a kitchen floor, and use your legs to spin in a circle while jerking off.

me, cletus bob and bill did a alabama fidget spinner last night

by yeeteteeetete May 24, 2018

Alabama Cheese

The act of inserting cum into the vaginal lips of one of your family members and letting it ferment in there for days until it starts to age and solidify in a solid vaginal shaped curds.

I ran out of cheese the other day for my mac and cheese recipe for Thanksgiving, so I had to give my sister Nancy the Alabama Cheese in order to get some more.

by daddymadememaddy December 14, 2019