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stroking & choking

When a man masterbates too hard, and causes pain to his penis.
Aw man I was stroking & choking my dick too hard last night.
by JeremyFromTheBlock August 15, 2017
mugGet the stroking & chokingmug.

Road Stroking

A word pronounced as "Road Strokin'" is a term used as of late 2012 to describe when a man is "stroking" himself in the road to passing cars.
"I am going Road Stroking later, you wanna come?"
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yogurt stroking

When you like cover your whole body in yogurt and stroke your hair. Only your hair.
Wow! Your hair is so soft!
I yogurt stroked all night last night! I love yogurt stroking!
by Yogurtluvr69 August 16, 2016
mugGet the yogurt strokingmug.

toilet stroke

When you have to go to the bathroom but are constipated, so you push really hard until the forehead vein is visibly beating, you see spots and become light headed.
(to someone exiting a bathroom stall)
Hey man! you ok? You need help getting your balance. I see your forehead vein pounding!
(second guy) Nah man, I'm alright just a little light headed form that toilet stroke......
by santacruzjt December 19, 2013
mugGet the toilet strokemug.

Golden Strokes

1) The strokes right before you are about to cum
Bob was in his golden strokes right when his dog jumped on the bed.
by Infected Mist June 23, 2020
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Stroke the snake

Whatever , don’t act like you guys don’t stroke the snake either”
by Scorpio Zeus February 26, 2018
mugGet the Stroke the snakemug.

toke & stroke

A safer form of auto erotic asphyxiation whereupon the participant uses burning marijuana as a means of restricting the flow of oxygen to the body. Before peaking, the user should take a final breath and hold it until the desired result is achieved.
I used the toke & stroke method to get super baked before playing video games.
by T. S. Roberts November 26, 2017
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