Trouser confidence

To lose your trouser confidence is when you fart but you are scared it will turn into something wet and far much worse
I had a madrass, 5 pints of guiness and half a dozen whiskeys last night. My trouser confidence is not high
by Heatsipop January 21, 2018
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Trouser Smile

Trouser Smile : a Cum shot in the shap of a mouth on the side of the space bettween there pussy and and ass hole making a :)
I was so horney last night i gave my girl friend a trouser smile.
by Slider Dave December 06, 2009
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Billy Brown Trousers

A phrase used in conjunction with sporting failure under immense pressure, as if someone soiled themselves after being put to the test and failing miserably. It has originated from the man whom wore brown trousers for over 20 years of his life in Ballymena county Antrim. Needless to say he suffered from being under pressure during pool billiard games.
Person A: The pressure really affected him on that last shot.
Person B: No doubt, he did a Billy Brown Trousers.
by Scrooty mcboogerballs August 29, 2010
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Trouser mole

"Would you like to see my pimple-headed trouser mole?"
by IvorBiggunFan March 22, 2024
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Fashionable Trousers

Pants with fabric so tight that they hold down your penis and hide your erection from visibility and notice whilst in public.
I was staring at a girls ass and got a boner, but thankfully, my fashionable trousers hid them.
by Chad pasta ravioli May 17, 2019
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Trouser wank

When a girl or guy feels up a guys dick through is trousers
How far have you gone?”
“I gave Jack a trouser wank
by Penis_nose August 26, 2019
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Wowzers-trousers!

An exclamation of profound amazement at something truly brilliant
Wowzers-trousers, Flotsam invented the term Wowzers-trousers! And it wasn’t Doodles at all! He’s a stone cold genius
by Splunky January 29, 2024
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