wish weiners

A weiner that is either made with Soy-based products or Tofu.

EEEW! I hope Pam is not serving wish weiners for the cook out this weekend!

by BruinKiller3469 May 20, 2009

jesus weiner

an exclamation; a general term of surprise; expression of outragia; unexpected spiritual epiphany

"Jesus weiner! Why can't you keep that spit in your mouth where it belongs?" "Jesus weiner, I didn't know Katy gave birth to a hybrid alien baby girl!" "Jesus weiner, did the boss ever take a piece of my ass in that meeting!" "Jesus weiner, I sure got raped by that car dealer!" "Jesus weiner, I have all 6 numbers on tonight's Lotto!!!!"

by twopaws February 24, 2010

White Weiner Wednesday

A day on Wednesday to fuck any white dude

No I am not gay because I fucked him on White Weiner Wednesday!

by SkinnyBoner69 December 9, 2019

smoke a weiner

another meaning for blow job

Hartman Hughes: "Yeah, she is going to smoke a weiner tonight."
Charles: "Dawg, how'd you do dat sheit you mudafocka??"
Ralph Lauren: "We have a sale."

by muffintop169 March 11, 2011

Knock on Weiner

Instead of saying "knock on wood" when tempting fate.

My wife never caught me sexting that hot nymph a pic of my underwear weasel, Knock on Weiner.

by Rusty Fish00k November 29, 2011

weiners

An Italian male with Jewish characteristics. Has a high pitched nasally voice that when making threats can never be taken seriously by anyone, they will only result in laughter. Constantly complaining about how bad life is and how the whores they date keep fucking everybody behind his back. Will constantly pester you to buy his shitty vitamin products and "join the team". A Weiners might be seen in a record store buying "the classics", wearing a beanie cap which resembles a Yamaka, hence the Jewish characteristics. A Weiners looks at the world with an outlook similar to an 80 year old Jewish grandmother's. The best way to defeat a Weiners is through unidentifiable text messages. Please do not get a Weiners to do anything bad, especially coke, because he'll think your the devil. When placed in a crew a Weiners has a role similar to 'Screech' in Saved By The Bell

"Everybody's always messing with me."

" That's because you pulled a Weiners"

by Big Travis October 2, 2006

weinee

1. Definately of the hot dog family.

2. Small male penis

She said he had a small weinee.

by Chad Watson September 23, 2008