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Lydia-weight

Someone who cannot handle their drink to the point they are a liability on a night out
Don’t invite Anna she’s such a Lydia-weight
by Pyrojumper February 8, 2018
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Happy Weight

The accumulation of weight around the gut that results from being indiscriminently promiscuous.
Damn, that girl's got mad happy weight!
by Mandarin twin September 30, 2011
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Fat D Weight

The biggest Male genatalia in the world is normally reffered to as dat fat D weight dick.
"Should i tell you that ever since i was young, I imagined sucking some fat D weight dick" - Lebron James
by Raging eskimo November 26, 2010
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weightaphobia

A person which becomes turned off by the weight of the opposite sex.

I won't be affectionate with Shamu.
She sounded great on the phone, but when we met in person. I had weightaphobia because the attraction to plus sized people just isn't in the cards.
by sur August 31, 2007
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gentleman's clock weights

The southerly appendages of the male reproductive system, contained within the nad bag, and known to swing back and forth, not unlike the clock weights in a grandfather clock.
Eric to Harold in the 1981 Brokeback classic, Chariots Of Fire: "I do so hope this running ends soon Harold old chap. My gentleman's clock weights are chaffed redder than a baboons arse!"
by Fatlad August 17, 2007
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vagina weight

A large metallic ball used to weigh down and essentially work out the vaginal muscles in order to increase cock takeage.
I found my mom's vagina weight and the smell of it reminded me of that time I tasted my golden retriever's seminal fluids.
by Jonesy Tomas October 24, 2008
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Aly Weightman

The biggest boss ever known to walk this planet. She will one day be famous for no apparent reason at all, other than being a baller. The title of her occupation is "Playa Playa" and her most frequently used word is shawty. She pretty much will only eat sour patch kids, captain crunch and spaghetti. People are amused by just listening to her talk about nothing for hours. She can also play a lot of instruments like the piano guitar and violin. her best talent is dancing like usher. so get at this shawty.
Justin biebers girlfriend- Aly Weightman
by payton burrows December 29, 2009
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