pussy waxed

Having the best sex of your life.

Usually when you have sex with your crush, or someone you admire a lot.

I got my pussy waxed by my crush last night.
--Or--
My crush gave me a Pussy Wax last night.

by Armor_Mama February 19, 2017

Scottish Waxing

For males: Waxing your testicles only.

For females: Waxing only anus and perineum.

"Wow Roddy, your balls feel so smooth on my face, like a wee tike's."

"Aye, that's a fresh Scottish Waxing for ya."

by buttcircus May 1, 2012

Wax Jacket

A super condom that doesn't break and takes a significant amount of abuse.

Basically the equivalent of being made out of kevlar.

Girl: "Did the rubber just break?!"
Guy: "Nah girl, this is a wax jacket!"

by dudebroman420 October 8, 2021

human wax

after oral sex, ejaculating in someones hair and saying you didn't mean it

oh no i am rally sorry, look what i've done

by tek July 25, 2003

wax face

A girl who wears an excessive amount of makeup.

"Look at her, she's such a wax face, and her makeup doesn't look that good!"

by kinky_curls January 8, 2009

wax the cannon

to jerk your gerkin. to masturbate. to wank off.

"dude my wrist is so freakin sore because I wax the cannon like 8 times a day."

by sam west January 10, 2008

sex wax

Something to make your penis slippery then hell

I put on sex wax

by Jeff The Beast March 22, 2017