Noun: When you buy a watermelon, with plans to eat it later that week, put ii in the back of your fridge, and not "see" it until several months later when it's dried up and/or rotten, and you have to pitch it. This could also be called watermelon amnesia.
Tina: Whatever happened to that watermelon you bought five months ago?
Amy: I finally found it in my fridge, rotten, and hiding in plain sight. It's a shame I had to pitch it.
Tina: Wow! Sounds like you have Watermelon Blindness!
Amy: I finally found it in my fridge, rotten, and hiding in plain sight. It's a shame I had to pitch it.
Tina: Wow! Sounds like you have Watermelon Blindness!
by Creepytastik September 4, 2011
Get the Watermelon Blindnessmug. by llottieyyy January 17, 2021
Get the watermelon sugarmug. by datboi101lol March 15, 2021
Get the Watermelon sugarmug. A Grammy winning song written by Harry Styles about giving a blowjob. The Watermelon Sugar music video shows women pleasing themselves with watermelons. Also, refer to the iconic lyrics from Beyoncé, "I've been drinking watermelon", which is an expression of her giving a BJ and drinking the ejaculation.
Person: What is Watermelon Sugar about?
Harry Styles: I wear penis necklaces, what do you think it's about?
Harry Styles: I wear penis necklaces, what do you think it's about?
by literallyshutupplease March 16, 2021
Get the Watermelon Sugarmug. by mythiksushi January 31, 2021
Get the Watermelon Sugarmug. "hey bro did you hear that fucking awesome song watermelon sugar by harry styles?"
"Yeah hes hot asf! isnt that song about pussy?"
"Yeah hes hot asf! isnt that song about pussy?"
by H'sonlyangel March 29, 2021
Get the Watermelon Sugarmug. by Jonica March 31, 2021
Get the Watermelon Sugarmug.