ShitPiss Wasted

When you're so fucking drunk, that "drunk" is no longer sufficient in describing your state of belligerence. People who are "ShitPiss Wasted" can often be found on the floor in a small lake of their own vomit and/or faecal matter and/or urine (hence "ShitPiss" Wasted), or unconsciously dancing with fucking hoodrat dirt squirrels while darting their bumholes.

Yeah, he's ShitPiss Wasted

by ChodeyMcChode November 2, 2010

Mikey Wasted

Drinking for 4 straight hours pissed off walking around at a party fucked up your friend part fucked up your chances of gettin the girl you wanted way worst than white girl wasted walk to your friends house gets picked up and put in the car comes home trys to fight your other friend gets picked up agin and goes to his room push your mom on the bed dad or step dad comes in and chokes slam you on the ground you talk shit and tell everything u shouldn't say punch a whole in the wall mom calls the cops put the hand cuffs on you you slam your head aginst the wall and leave a huge crack go into the hall way slam your head agin then go to jail

U need to stop before you get mikey wasted

If you can't hold your liqur don't drink or you'll get mikey wasted

by QeenB July 31, 2011

Jewish Wasted

When someone is get krunk off top shelf liquor while everyone else is drinking "poor mans beer"

Sally walks into the party and notices that David is sippin on grey goose out of crystal glasswear while everyone else at his party is holding solo cups with milwaukee's best from the keg! She says, David you're Jewish Wasted!!!!

by laserv September 10, 2011

horse washer

Someone who scrubs horses balls. Used as an insult.

'That man is a right horse washer'.

by Reubarb123 September 30, 2012

Kalamazoo Wasted

The level of alcohol intoxication that you can only reach when you are in the college town of Kalamazoo Michigan.

Bro I was straight up the definition of kalamazoo wasted after you gave me 5 of those LBJ's.

by jvan45 February 17, 2013

harvey washer

When someone uses semen to wash dishes

For example in the movie trench wars when Harvey says the line "Our water has run out" and James Franklin replies "why don't you Harvey washer it?"

by Teo cray October 3, 2013

Canary Wasted

To get extremely drunk at parties while throwing oneself on random people to end up throwing up all over the place then pass out with one's eyes open.

"Did you see Abby at the party last night?"

"Oh. My. God. She got so Canary Wasted."
"That is so ratched it makes me want to puke. But first, let me take a selfie."

by Canary Wasted May 21, 2014