pedometer walker

person who walks in place of another person in order to add steps to the second person's pedometer. Similar to a dog walker for your dog.

I didn't have time today to do my 10, 000 steps, so I had my paid my son to be my pedometer walker.

by poppy_walking November 18, 2016

hop-walker

Overly-bouncy manner of walking displayed by men and women. Often accompanied by feet donning a pair of androgynous footwear (i.e., Keds, Vans, Sketchers or Tretorn).

Jesus Christ, that guy across the street is an agressive hop-walker! I don't understand how people learn to walk that way, it looks so much more complicated than walking like a normal person!"

by Norman TheCalf May 6, 2016

walker franks

Cock sucking bastard that fucking annoys the Jews

Dude walker Franks stop fucking with that jew

by toad mazter 69 April 30, 2013

slick walker

Someone who walks around like they know what's up.

Aye yo, why you walking around like a slick walker?

by Freakyflamingos April 19, 2016

Snuggle walker

Someone who walkes so close to others (romanctic or not) that they're touching.

Oh my god Jessica, it's a hundred degrees out, stop snuggle walking me!! You're such a snuggle walker!!!

by Slk1820 July 17, 2018

Jon Walker

The man with the Magnum Dong.

Jon Walker, in the showers: oh oh OH O, I dropped, my MONSTER CONDOM that I use for my M A G N U M D O N G

by Beter Bentz August 15, 2018

cell walker

One who has a loud, public conversation on a cell phone w/ total disregard of who's listening.

I heard some cell walker arguing w/ her mother while in the check out line. Geesh!

by markodorko July 10, 2009