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Wrecked

The final phase of being stoned, where total paralysis sets in. Comes after the giggles and the munchies
That weed got me so wrecked I didn't know if you were speaking English or Albanian
by RockMink November 10, 2004
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Wrecksauce

When you wreck someone/something so hard, "wreck" just doesn't cut it. An extreme form of wrecking. Can be used as a verb,noun, or adjective.
1) I just wrecksauced the shit out of him.
2) I just poured the wrecksauce all over her.
3) That food was wrecksauce.
4) I be drip drop drizzlin that A1 WreckSauce all over them.
by Zebradamus August 24, 2011
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Cake Wreck

Any cake made and decorated by a professional bakery that is unintentionally sad, funny, ugly, creepy, and/or dirty, but generally in an amusing way.

The error could be ugly decorating, misspelled or incorrect words, errors in grammar, etc.The only real guideline for a Cake Wreck is that it was made in a professional bakery, and is messed up in some way.
1: I told them I wanted my cake to say "happy birthday Chris!" in orange, but they wrote the phrase
"happy birthday Chris in orange!" right on my cake! It's a cake wreck.

2: I saw this cake at a bakery that was supposed to have Santa on it, but it looked more like a pile of bird poo with a cherry on it! What a Cake Wreck.

3: I saw the funniest Cake Wreck on cakewrecks.com! It was soooooo hideous.
by Dream-Wings December 5, 2009
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MILF Wrecker

Tasty beverage that is a derivative of a Sangria. Recipe:

1 glass wine
1 shot coconut rum (e.g. Malibu)

The wine is usually red, which works well, but white can be used based on your preferences. This recipe works best with a "table wine" or a blend rather than something that is top shelf or a wine that has lots of tannins.

This drink can either be mixed in a batch and served, or can be created by on fly by a "sneak attack". That is where someone drops the shot in someone's wine glass when they aren't looking.

The reason it is call a 'MILF Wrecker' is that it seems to make hot mom's want to do crazy things and all undergarments to instantly switch one female to the left.
At the gym.

Susan: Hey, Jill! How was the party last night? You don't look so good.

Jill: Awesome. I got hit by a couple MILF Wreckers though, and don't know what happened. I woke up the next day wearing someone else's panties.
by AnonOnFire March 16, 2010
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day wrecker

Any object/person/situation that can mess up your day.
Man, I didnt drink my double espresso in the morning. What a day wrecker.
by desi dunnit October 7, 2014
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minimum wage day wrecker

someone who earns minimum wage yet has the ability to ruin your day
I went through the drive through and wanted no pickles on my burger, the minimum wage day wrecker not only gave me four extra pickles he added F'n relish. I was pissed
by NickyLags September 11, 2010
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Check it before you wreck it

A call to action to remind you to inspect a person's genitals for signs of sexually transmitted diseases before engaging in sexual intercourse.
I hear you're going out with Roxy tonight. That ho has been around, so make sure you check it before you wreck it.
by Indy Ho Down June 23, 2012
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