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trouser weiner 

The result of pulling the end of your shirt through your undone flies to a lenghty extent, then partially zipping the trousers up, leaving the shirt to stand erect as if it were a weiner poking through. Especially effective when practised on buses, in full view of pedestrians and other passengers.
I enjoy shocking passers-by by hip-thrusting my bulging trouser weiner.
trouser weiner by Mattyhoo December 26, 2006

side weiner 

The other man

A guy that a woman cheats on her boyfriend or husband with.
Girl 1 "Oh my gosh that's him! That's Marsha's side weiner."

Girl 2 "oh wow! He's hot! I could use a hot side weiner myself."
side weiner by Ajeness November 25, 2016

Beefing out a weiner 

To chill or relax
"Yo bro what you doing" "you know just beefing out a weiner"

Hammer Python Weiner 

A name for a gigantic penis the size of a fore-arm hailing from the city of lake Elsinore. its Commanly refered to a weiner that has no mercy on its victims and hurts not only your body, but your feelings.
dude he gave that girl the Hammer Python Weiner lastnight

Anthony Weiner

A democratic Congressman who recently resigned. Whatever you do, NEVER FOLLOW HIM ON TWITTER OR ELSE...
Recently, I followed Anthony Weiner on Twitter and he sent me a picture of his junk. Now I am scarred for life.
Anthony Weiner by Mike_Litoris June 27, 2011

Suck My Weiner 

Something a little kid says when he's mad at somebody but doesn't want to get tattled on for swearing.
Gregory:"Suck my weiner, butthead."

Joey:"Eat my booty hole, bitch."

Gregory: "You said the B word, I'm telling..."
Suck My Weiner by Mr. bIG D May 27, 2015