waifu shirt

a shirt with a waifu on it

person 1: "wow, did you see nik with his shitty waifu shirt? pussy"
person 2: "Yeah, what a fucking weeaboo

by dyespresso August 29, 2018

Waifued

V. A term to symbolize the union of a Baka and his Waifu.

Ted: "Hey Frank, did you hear? Simon finally Waifued Miranda!"
Frank: "Wow, I was wondering if that guy was ever gonna propose-"

by SNM1105 November 11, 2018

Waifu

Otaku word to say "wife". Many believe that only one waifu is allowed, which is true except for muslims who can marry four. Muslims are alphas and you can't do any shit about it.

Otaku: I'm just a poor boy and nobody loves me
Freddy Mercury: He's ju-
Waifus: Let us introduce ourselves

by JustSith April 20, 2019

Wais

Neek

Trash at cod

And is a short monkey
This is what kids named Wais are

“Wais is dead at cod.”

by Gandu124 April 21, 2020

Waif

Waif is the diminutive of the Japanese noun "Waifu" which transcribe the way a Japanese pronounce the English word "Wife". It refers to one's significant other.

My waif and I will be happy to meet you.

by Waifu's May 19, 2020

wahsf

Will steal yo bitch. Fat guy but hella sexy at the same time. Funny as hell too.

Bro I’m sad cause wahsf fucked my bitch 😕

by Crazy183862 May 28, 2020

waifu consumer

Will repeatedly send anime on a discord server and when asked to stop he just says give me the hentai master rank.
Well... He achieved it but at what cost...

waifu consumer sent new waifu material did you check it out?
oh shit lemme check it *completely skips it all cause hes a normie* yeah man good stuff
oh stfu cunt you didnt read shit

by altum accountum August 26, 2020