Dominion variable

A complex, multi-national algorithm that requantifies statistics based on the needs of the most nefariously inept.

One legged Timmy didn't have a chance in hell at being the worlds fastest man, until his SJW soccer mom petitioned the equality police. After they applied the Dominion variable, One legged Timmy IS the worlds fastest man!

by TheGman692000 January 7, 2021

Alabama variant

A COVID-19 variant which is exclusively transmitted through fecal matter. It spreads more quickly than other COVID-19 variants. May cause explosive diarrhea.

Upon entering her apartment, Betty finds her roommate lying in a pool of shit on the kitchen floor.
Betty : It reeks in here! What the fuck is going on?
Roommate : Don’t touch anything, I’ve caught the Alabama variant.

by AlabamaBaby February 20, 2021

hoe-varies

Hoe version of ovaries
A super slutty female's ovaries

A female who pops out kids like its a factory production line; contains Hoe-varies

*when a girl does you wrong.

Example: cheats on you, you'd be inclined to say or think, "I wanna kick that bitch in her HOE-varies"

by Salamander Rodriguez April 9, 2021

Doomsday variant

What the CDC calls a “variant of high consequence”. So far, none have been identified in the country.

I honestly hope there isn’t a doomsday variant of covid

by Fortnite1500 September 29, 2021

Volterra Variant

A bowel movement that sits in toilet of no water that causes you and those around you to vomit

I had salty eggs at the borgo for breakfast and then the Volterra Variant kicked in

by StinkTree October 11, 2021

Ke'varius

Ke'varius is an outgoing, funny, sexy, talented young nigga. He be pulling ALL DA HOES. Everyone wants to be around Ke'varius. He got crazy ass exes and always got a crazy story to tell. He always got that pressure tia and lives life to the fullest. He do not care what nobody thinks about him. He is confident, and proud, and you can tell by the way he walks and talks bitch. He got good ass dick and all the hoes be wanting to fuuuuck. He a beast at hooping and his favorite snack is red dorritos and blue raspberry topica. Don't try him cause he ah beat Dat ass. Have yo lil ass leakin. He always be saying he weak as fuck, always saying BLUUUUUURRRRRR, and DOTERONIIIIIIIIIII and FACTS. YOU HEAR ME?!? Also his hair live as fuck.

Ladondon: WOOOW Is that Ke'varius?
Lilu: Ke'varius that nigga.

by Smdlol33 October 27, 2021

Delta Varient

A random white Midwestern woman in a black sorority.

Karen is the Delta Varient of the Delta Sigma Theta pledges.

by DokoDeska August 13, 2021