van gogh

A woman who appears to be extremely attractive when observed from a distance. Upon closer examination it is clear to the observer that she is skanky, wrinkly, and/or fat.

Person A: "Gee whiz, that lady over there sure is pretty"
Person B: "Oh no my friend, I checked her out up close. She's a Van Gogh"
Person A: "Fuckin' shit!"

by oaul March 21, 2007

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north van

North van is probably one of the greatest cities to live in, and is better then Vancouver itself and it has a population of about 84,412 people and if you wanna live there prepare for it to get expensive

hey did you see that guy? yea I think he lives in North van

by North van March 16, 2016

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Van-dick

When youve been watching too many Jean-Claude Van Damme movies and you cant help but get up and fire random martial arts moves at who evers watching.

Person 1 Hey look at that guy doing that weird dance...

person 2 Nah hes just been to Universal Soldiers , he's just being a Van-dick

by bennycnz March 30, 2010

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van marrum

to break up with a long term boyfriend then proceding to fornicate with everyone in sight

brendan: dude that chick is totally pulling a van marrum on mike

by cum slinger December 2, 2009

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Van-boy

Van-boy is a nickname for vanity. Sometimes she’s nice sometimes she’s not (she’s a big bully)

She was had a girlfriend but it got taken away by a cool kid name Serena (feels bad)

Had a stalker, named Jose (now please don’t be offended if you’re also named Jose)

Has a very cool friend, that’s Asian, and could easily knock her out one handed. (It’s me)

Van-boy: hi
Other kid: what’s up van-boy?

by Asiancoolkid123 July 5, 2019

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