surry, va

#surryville a small town right across the Scotland ferry. Only has one light. The elementary middle and high school are walking distance from each other in a triangle. Everyone is related to each other. Rumors spread like wild fire. Where people date their friends ex’s.

Surry, va is a small town. You will go no where if you stay here.

by Marget February 20, 2019

smithfield, va

a.k.a shitfield, smithvegas, ham town
many people see it as a shitty small town, but smithfield, va is kinda nice actually, however everyone is either a redneck or gang affiliated or somewhere in between

smithfield, va; home of the world's oldest ham

by owwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww March 7, 2019

King George, VA

King George also known as the "Dirty George" is located in northeast Virginia, you have to cross a bridge over La Plata to get there. It is 50% white, 30% black and 20% latina, asian.etc. People be bored and so many do shit like rob people, smoke, and jack cars. The cops are mostly racist and so are the teachers. There are rappers here but most of them are trash and there is only about 5 good ones, a lot of people who are related to real niggas claim gangs that they aint even around also.

Nigga you from da King George, VA ??
- I mean shitt...
You hear bout da lick they just hit up in the dirty George???

by places nobody cares about March 16, 2019

skyline. VA

A virtual airline with nobody givin' a damn about why and how this shitty airline should be managed.

"Are you a pilot at skyline. va?"

-"Yes, I am"

"poor guy"

by Luggers September 28, 2019

Valakin

When a game you don't own and desire to play gets in the chopping block of the subscription service of your choice and forces you to play and rush through it

A: Have you heard? Talos Principle is leaving game pass.
B: Yep, currently playing it before it leaves.
A: Ah, pulling a Valaking

by ValakC November 11, 2020

Frederik Vase

A man of the math and chess. His brain is so large, that it could fill an entire house, but it somehow still manages to be smaller than your mum.

Valter: Hey, have you seen Frederik Vase today?
Victor: No, he's too smart.

by BallsNCock March 29, 2022

vampirony

1. n. Irony, but only for vampires.

Dude, Bill was turned into a vampire last night.

What? That's terrible. Bill can't stand the sight of blood.

That is some irony for you.

You mean, vampirony, don't you?

I hate you so much right now.

by picc285 May 8, 2019