amish vacation

When you fill your sex partner's anus with heavy cream, and engage in anal fisting until the cream is churned into butter.

I took my girlfriend on an {Amish Vacation} last night, then we used the butter for pancakes the next morning!

by PepperBuns28 June 13, 2017

vacation dick

When you'r on vacation and you hook with a dude who's not boyfriend material but got a bomb ass dick.

You wouldn't believe the "vacation dick" I got last night

That guy from the bar?
Yea. I wouldn't date him but if I ever come back, I know he got good vacation dick.

by thatguyinyourmomscloset June 16, 2016

vacation dick

A penis that is of unreasonable size that one could receive during vacation time only. As opposed to boyfriend dick.

I hooked up with a guy last night who had vacation dick. It was huge.

boyfriend dick
size queen

by SexyGrandma69 June 16, 2016

vacation dick

I dick that is so large you can only ride it once a year

Man I had so bomb ass vacation dick last night

by Spaggootter May 22, 2016

vacation sponsored by mother nature

another way of saying you are on your cycle/period/menstruating

I can't have sex with you tonight....i'm on my vacation sponsored by mother nature.

by allgr8 February 3, 2010

vacation dick

A penis of semi acceptable size standards that you would only have sex with when the need to get away arises, not one you would want to commit to.

I am very horny and there's no one her worth taking home, I guess I'll call the vacation dick.

by BetterThanGold June 16, 2016

Vacation dick

When you have sexual interactions with a dick of remarkable size. Usually gives great pleasure as well. Much larger in comparison to the Boyfriend dick.

Sorry I couldn't make it last night, I was busy getting vacation dick.

by Mastercater June 12, 2016