Toilet Twist

When you are masturbating on the toilet while taking a shit. You use your shit and piss to make your dick more slick. Gets both sides feeling good(having a dodo, and masturbating).
Person 1: “Bro shut the fuck up, go toilet twist yourself.
Person 2: “Jokes on you it’s better than raw.”

Person 1: “Fuck, well anyways was it at least Thickumz?”
by Padyn Ranieri April 19, 2019
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twist the monkey

Hey Kaitlan I’m going to twist the monkey. Be back soon.
by JustALilBittt September 18, 2020
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Twinkie-Twist

First you butt bounce on a trampoline, then you flip to the side.
I just did a Twinkie-Twist!
by maxandoreo11037 March 27, 2021
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twisted off

A person jacked up on meth or some other type of speed that's been up for a extended period and is talking nonsense usually to themselves and usually moving like they are trying to dance but are changing their minds as to what body part to move first.
Did you see that chic at wal-Mart twisted off in the toy isle?
by Kris burkholder March 06, 2019
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the kentucky twist

when one fucks their brother and or sister.
"dude, did you hear about Dave and Sara Smith? ... They did the Kentucky twist... Fucking Gross"
by theblastmaster290 January 03, 2014
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shit twisting

The act of twisting yourself out of deep life threatening shit by the art of smooth talking.
"Don't ever doubt my shit twisting skills bruh"
by Smoothtalker February 22, 2015
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twist and rip

A method for producing dreadlocks. Give a lock of hair a couple of twists round, split it kinda randomly in two and pull them apart all the way to the roots which makes a bunch of knots in your hair (not too hard though cause it's gonna hurt and you're gonna pull hair out). It creates slightly looser dreads than if you backcombed them and it's a way better than neglect dreading if you want them faster and really neat.
Evan: Dude nice dreads! Your hair must be so dirty though.
Pete: Nah man it's just basically knotty hair. You should totally look up twist and rip on urban dictionary.
by Malalalal January 01, 2014
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