TABLE

WOOD

I GOT A TABLE

by SQUIRTYMCBOOGERBALLS March 7, 2012

Table Troll

The below average beer pong player on the losing team who fails to make one cup during a game of beer pong has to then sit under the table during the next game and drink the winning teams cups until that game is over.

julio: " damn jose u better make a shot! "

rico: " ya man or ur gonna end up being the table troll "

jose: " fuck my life "

by <rich$dp> June 10, 2008

Tablet Jackers

The fuckers that steal your iPad or android tablet and play games on it for hours and often creates ipad traffic.

Alexis: Hey man, you've been on my ipad for like 3 hours and the battery is almost dead. I need it back so I can write about you on Urban Dictionary.

Rebecca: Hang on I'm almost done with this picture

Alexis: God damn Tablet Jackers!!

by Hangin_Niggaz July 14, 2011

Table Scrapping

To "take whatever you can get"; even if it is things that the pet wouldn't venture through.

Man, Frank has really been hanging with some dawgs as of late. I saw him with a girl last night- he is totally table scrapping!

by DirtyFrank27 April 15, 2009

Table Ass

A woman's backside that is so large that a meal could be served on it.

That 'hoes got a table ass.

by B. King July 13, 2006

table topper

When a guy's penis is so small it sits on top of the balls without hanging down.

(man at urinal) "Frick, I keep getting piss on my balls every time I go to the bathroom, damn this table topper"

by Jack Smiley April 1, 2008

tablescraps

A lady that your friend or acquaintance has hooked up with and you hook up with it afterwards

Ah man, you definately don't want any of that diseased dudes tablescraps!!!!

by Whiskey Dick July 30, 2003