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toot mcgoot

“hey pass me my toot mcgoot please.”
by yungsweetho August 24, 2022
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typing toot

A typing toot is like a brain fart, but in text form. When a person changes thoughts or phrasing mid sentence, and types a non-sensical sentence. For example " Are we going leaving for the movie soon?"
Ignore the typing toot in my last email. I know it didn't make sense.
by johnnypockets January 12, 2022
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Slumber toots

The act of releasing flatulence while slumbering. Passing gas continuously while in the sleep state.
Man bro, ol girl I smashed last night... After I wore them cheeks out she was knocked out. We were spooning and she had them slumber toots. Had my balls on vibrate like a gentle nuts massager with her buttcheeks
by Teddygrams254 May 1, 2020
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Toot-a-licious

Chris: Where is my lil toot-a-licious???
Joey: Over here daddy
by notjoeycase September 24, 2021
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pooka toot

a nickname that one friend gives the other to show affection.
by dtb4life August 19, 2022
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Toot Suite

For the moneyed millennial, an entire room set up for comfortable and relaxing farting alone or in groups. Airy, filtered airy, library-scaled magazine rack, beer fridge, franks and beans bubbling the stove, cabbage rolls. Fans, lots of fans. Wooden matchsticks for traditionalists.
In the loftier neighbourhoods os Silicon Valley, the true mark of a successful lactose intolerant millennial is a mansion with a Toot Suite for casual entertaining after the annual Beans 'n' Broccoli Festival Cruise.
by You rReal Name March 10, 2023
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Tooted

King of the roadways, best at getting the pretty girls
Boy: hey dad why that truck leaning
Dad: well by golly that thing tooted cuhh
by Squatted February 5, 2022
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