toilet cam

A surveillance device used to watch, monitor, or record certain sensitive areas of interest expel or discharge liquids, solids, or both.

Damn what is junk jammer doing in the bathroom? I don't know but we will flip on the toilet cam and find out.

by jajalexjander the firm February 11, 2017

toilet paper tongue

A form of anal cunnilingus (booty eating) performed right after the booty that will be eaten gets done laying a fat log without wiping

P1: How was Jerry last night?
P2: We broke up.
P1: why?

P2: Because I went to ate his booty and I got toilet paper tongue.

by Jerwizzlefoshizzle November 16, 2017

toilet paper pearl

A piece of toilet paper that gets stuck in the clam AKA pussy then rubs into a pearl.

Damn girl you got the toilet paper pearl

by Christopher drew Barnett December 7, 2017

toilet hoagie

The direct transformation of a store purchased sandwich into a rounded, thick necked turd shaped like a hoagie.

How are as the sandwich I bought you from Subway, Brendan? Thanks Mary, It didn’t last long and created a wipe free toilet hoagie.

by Mcleodlaw December 15, 2018

TOILETING

When you take a shit.

I am TOILETING

by EmmaFartedLikeAHoe February 6, 2020

toilet

Something to do your shit in

I need to go shit; going to the toilet

by MouseyCat August 9, 2020

TiltedGerald

Synonym for huge penis. If your a tilted Gerald, you masterbate constantly. Your penis is always bleeding because you beat it so often

Wow your penis is so big! Are you a tiltedgerald?

by Fuck grexx October 18, 2020