recorded with a toaster

A funny quote found on youtube on some very low quality videos. Destinated to be hated in a few years since now everyone is spoiling it on every fucking video as 90% of people in the world have no creativity

*Clicks on dat face soldier video*
Top comment #1: recorded with a potato
Top comment #2: recorded with a toaster

by XxLorDxX October 23, 2011

attack toaster

Attack toaster is a sexual identity where you are hot like a toaster and feisty and ready to attack. Also, your body is covered in metal and plugs into a wall. If you don't agree with me then you have big gay and deserve to die in a hole because you are a toasterphobic gaywad.

Person 1: I sexually identify as an attack toaster
Person 2: Thats okay, im not a toasterphobic gaywad!

by finchyyy June 6, 2018

Filmed with a toaster

When a video stream is so bad the screen is all fuzzy.

Wow, is that being filmed with a toaster?!

by Hhgoal November 18, 2015

National fuck a toaster day April 24

Fuck a toaster On April 24th

Stick your dick in a toaster for national “fuck a toaster day”

Wow I can’t wait to fuck a toaster on National fuck a toaster day April 24

by KnifePanther April 15, 2021

dutch toaster oven

to cup one's hand behind their ass and drop a silent but deadly butt vapor (fart) into their cupped hand and then carefully close their hand so as to contain the fury. then, take their fart-containing hand up under a person's nose and open the hand up and release the beast for the unsuspecting party to enjoy.

Steve wanted to impress his date so he gave her the dutch toaster oven as a surprise gift.

by Barancy Peloma October 3, 2012

Poe Toaster

An ephithet that may be applied to anyone using a recently acquired rise in status to deliver an innapropriate -- often selfish -- message to an audience that would otherwise be disinterested.

From the behavior of The Poe Toaster who replaced his father in 1999. (source: Wikipedia)

"Can you believe Stephanie used her valedictorian speech to talk about God for six minutes? What a Poe Toaster."

by Tobias Diomead July 11, 2007

commit toaster fork

A method of committing suicide by sticking a fork into an electric toaster, sending an immense shock through the body and renders the commitant braindead.

Dude: -kills person on roblox-
Person: go commit toaster fork you hacker

by frick_nuggets November 18, 2018