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fuck legend

When you're drunk and your friend helps you out with something. Whether it be a lift or lighting a smoke.
by Qarley Huinn May 20, 2017
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Lying Legend

Someone who lies about being some kind of a legend but it's based on only stories they made up & fictional facts they created in their own imagination.
Your so fake your a lying legend!
by 0808NAX May 8, 2018
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Legend of Captiva

Long long ago on mount olympis Captiva was forged by Zeus him self, who gave it to Moses on a stone tablet, who threw it at napoleon, who lost it in a game of cards to Michael Phelps, who used it to swim across the Atlantic and the then sold it to Amelia Earhart for a subway contract, where it was lost at sea along with Amelia, when years later Lara Croft found it in a tomb along side a pile of left socks and my academy award for best speech, then Lara took the Captiva and placed it under Dr. Nagata's pillow where he descovered it the next morning.
by Chad A.W. June 23, 2011
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Delaps Legend

Surveyor or other person who helps tenants or people who rent properties get away without paying for repairs, decorating and more.
Mark: If you is not doing the delaps work, we is not paying a bean.
Pav: Thats only because we do not have the wonger. Come on this is not right.
Mark: What you gonna do... you can't make us pay, i am a delaps legend. You gotta be on something bruv.
by Surveyingcuz October 9, 2023
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Dilaps Legend

Surveyor or other peoples who help landlords of properties recover money owed to them for repairs, decorating and more.
Mark: You cannot make us pay a bean cuz.
Pav: Sit back down, we has done the work and you gonna pay up. We is dilaps legends!
Mark: No way.... damm.
by Surveyingcuz October 9, 2023
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Australia Legends

The bullies who steamroll everyone who comes in their way. The famous baggy greens in tests and the yellow fury in the limited overs format. Opponents keep falling, the Aussies keep winning.
Do not mess with the Australia Legends because they will just slaughter you with their one liners.
by cricket admirer November 26, 2021
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League of Legends

An absolute dogshit game from 2009 by an F tier company riot games. that is enjoyed by pedos and neckbeards the world over.
Person1: I need a new game to play. Do you know of any cheap and fun ones I could get into ?
Person2: how about League of Legends I play that game everyday and it’s free.
Person1: bro.. seriously how how could your recommend such cancer.. I would rather watch paint dry. Im really starting to question your morale. Based off what you just said about playing daily you must be a hentai weeb.
by Kos645379 April 28, 2022
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