cooch mouse

A Tampon.

Goddamnit hun, close the bathroom door! The dogs got a used cooch mouse again.

by Teh Moose February 8, 2017

Cooch

Coach with a Scottish accent. Also a double entendre to mean "a vagina".

Nooooo Cooooooch, dün't make us dü mahl repeats!

Don't call me Cooch.

by JV Fondue November 28, 2017

cooch loofah

In the same genre as "douche bag." To be used to describe anyone who, figuratively or literally, rubs your bits the wrong way.

Celeste: "Eddie came home drunk again and couldn't perform. What a cooch loofah."

by sauceb0x August 6, 2011

cooch flute

Vagina and or a noisy vagina

I was banging this chick last night and she had the noisiest cooch flute.or , that chicks cooch flute sounded like bagpipes. She got a gassy cooch flute

by I.b. sparkin July 20, 2018

cooch

a coochie, but shortened and more whet.

"my cooch is so wet babe"
"suck my cooch"

by notspanstarslol July 6, 2022

Poopy cooch

A girl who wipes from back to front

Eww don’t ask me to go down on you when your vag smells like dookie. Straight porta potty pants. Keep that poopy cooch away from me

by Tatd_girl March 9, 2024

Circular Pooch Cooch

The act of flying a plane in a upwards diagonal then circling around to tighten the "gap" between you and the lead plane

Renard: Genson! pull the plane up in a diagonal fashion then circle around my plane keeping your nose level to my tail! Then close the gap by increasing the thrust to your engine!

Genson: What is this new maneuver?

Renard: We will call it, The Circular Pooch Cooch!

by Ninjaskeelz November 7, 2012