Anus Truffles

The "Instant Classic" term coined by none other than two members of Triple Helix loosely meaning "Ass Beans", or commonly known as "Poo". Not "Pooh", as in Winnie, but just "Poo" as in the thing you always manage to step on when you put on a pair of White Converse Sneakers. Anus Truffles are viewed as something you wouldn't normally put in a salad, or in someones tuna melt, however, it is always acceptable, and welcome in the mouth of the porcelain god.

"Dear Lord Timmy! You shat yourself a storm in your trousers! You must have quite a bit of Anus Truffles touching your genitals as we speak!"

"Eat Anus Truffles you vile beast!"

"ANUS Truffles! ANUS Truffles!" echoed over the intercom of the local FoodStuffery. "NOW at the low, LOW price of $1.98 per pound! Located by the Sugar Frosted Jesuses...es"

by Gabriel Dolecal February 19, 2008

triffled

an action word for doing somthing wrong or dishonest.

"you just triffled in my drink!"

"no, I triffled in the ashtray!"

by katesquared April 28, 2008

truffles

(1) tasty treat made for sophisticated fatties
(2) also found in human form, code name for annoying people who irk you
signs of a human truffle:
(1) annoying at the pool
(2) desires to wear spiderman shoes with velcro in the pool
(3) should be a wedding planner since always concerned with location, location, location
(4) owns a Persian cat who is a member of the terrorist group known as the Taliban

Cristophe: Where are my velcro shoes? Location, location, location! That's what I always say to my Persian cat.
Martin: Truffles, you have a cameltoe.
Cristophe: But, I'm a MAN!

by bonnet August 23, 2006

sniffing for cat truffles

The act of your dog eating the cat poop out of the litter box.

Look at the litter clumped around Charlie's face. He's been sniffing for cat truffles.

by Cheryl Holliday October 2, 2007

magic truffles

A small shaped piece of confectionery made with the Atoms straight from hell. Tastes like metal and soil, best to digest with other food. Sold in shops in Amsterdam.

These "truffles" will make you lose your shit as you attempt to comprehend what your brain does on a daily basis.

--In Store--
Tourist A: I just bought 2gm of Magic Truffles!
Tourist B aka Shroom-master: I see you went for the pussy trip i got 10gm?

--few hours later
Tourist A: Look at all the beautiful people and buildings!
Shroom-master: Bruh what even is hunger?
Shroom-master: Why is everyone looking at me?
Shroom-master: The ambulances they are coming for me!!!
Shroom-master: Should have went for the pussy trip how long till this wares off!!

by Turboman2016 June 9, 2016

Truffles

a bitch so fine you would do some nasty shit wit

Damn look at that truffles i wish i could C shocker her

by anthony graves February 7, 2008

whipped cream tuffle top

A kinky sex position. It's when a female gets on top of a male facing him while anel sex is occuring, then whipped cream is placed inside the vagina hole, then the male eats the female out while having kinky anel sex..

Guy: Waddup.
Friend: Wassup how was your weekend?
Guy: Fucking bomb.
Friend: Why what happend?
Guy: I tried out the Whipped Cream Tuffle Top.
Friend: Niceee..

by Stevie G. and Kyndra G. January 2, 2008