skin jizzorder

An apparent disorder of the skin, generally found on the buttocks, torso and/or face. Diagnosed to be dried semen post male ejaculation. This can be found on self, partner or unsuspecting passer-by.

After the load that Frank had blown onto Martha’s tits had dried, she looked down and said to Frank, “you’ve given me a skin jizzorder!”

by Meredith Sugartee’s October 24, 2023

Moose-Skin

When a dude’s scrotum is so big and meaty that his moose knuckle also has noticeable skin folds. Skinny jeans and spandex enhance the presence of moose-skin and is quite repulsive.

Roger walked around the gym completely oblivious to his sporting of moose-skin in his new workout shorts.

by Eaton Holgoode January 17, 2018

Skin Butter

Cheesy smegma under the male penile foreskin.

I was gagging on his ring of skin butter.

I haven’t washed my cock for weeks. Needless to say, I have quite a bit of skin butter. Care for a dollop?

by Dick Onchin October 1, 2020

Skin Knott

The Skin Knott. This untraditional art of foreskin tying was made famous in the early 2000's by London, Ontario native Colin M. To successfully perform a skin knott, take your elongated penis foreskin and simply tie it in a knott. Different knotts and styles may be tied depending on the length of your skin. Beauty is in the eye of the beholder.

Wow! What a beautiful skin knott you tied... does it hurt?

by Manness August 18, 2011

Skin Dinner

Eating out that pussy real good.

She invited me over for a skin dinner and I graciously obliged.

by Eaton Holgoode January 16, 2018

skin baton

A comical way to refer to the male member.

Man that gunt covers your skin baton.

by Jigga Wha July 4, 2007

One Skin

A joint rolled with shorter papers, which are generally used for rolling cigarettes.

These are useful when smoking incognito - like at a club or in public.

Stoner 1: I’m pretty gronxed but I want another zoot.
Stoner 2: ah yeah, maybe just have a one skin?

by Gronxed420 October 30, 2018