Bench Press Blowjob

When a buff ass body builder chick grabs a man by the chest and knees or legs (depending on height) and bench presses the man over her head while giving oral sex at the same time.

Laugh all you want at Marla, but you'll never know the joys of a bench press blowjob

by The Hot Carlson April 11, 2007

Atomic pressed ham

Preform a standard pressed ham (I.e) press your bare ass tightly against a clear panel "glass etc" with a tight seal and let loose with a preferably powerful fart

Driving down the street and preformed an atomic pressed ham instead of a regular "pressed ham"

by Dick n' omo May 12, 2013

pressed ham and eggs

To push ones testicles to their backside, then press their bare ass and testicles against a plane of glass, squishing the testes against the glass, thus resembling a pressed ham and eggs.

Johnny served all of us a Pressed Ham and Eggs for breakfast from his RV Sunday.

by NASA_CRX May 20, 2008

pressing her coconuts

when you get all up in a biddy's business like goldman sachs

I spent the better part of the night pressing her coconuts.

by Dr Mo November 24, 2009

Pressing butt holes

To press two butt holes together and shitting in the opposite person's butt hole.

Oh that was fun, let's do it again.

by bryan April 30, 2004

press 4 to lock in

When you press the 4 key to lock in at a game, task, or anything

Man 1: Shit I am taking a fat L rn
Man 2: Press 4 to lock in bro
Man 1: ok

by Real_GAYmer_Realy April 28, 2022

Illinois Hot Press

The act of shitting on someone's laptop keyboard and then shutting the laptop on the shit.

"I was going to watch Markiplier on YouTube but Stefan and Bryce gave it an Illinois Hot Press."

by Sexy Napkin March 6, 2014