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carpet puller

The act of ripping up a girls pussy hair with your teeth
I was a total carpet puller on that chicks pussy last night!!
by iowajoe1 August 24, 2016
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melon carpet

The fuzzy hair on a lovely set of breasts of any gender.
"He took off his shirt and had the best melon carpet!!"
by corvideer October 2, 2018
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Carpet Slider

A Carpet Slider is a small lesbian.
There goes a cute little carpet slider.
by Miles Bighorse October 3, 2017
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carpet stain

Um.... it’s when you spill something on your carpet and can’t come out...
Mum: Damn, I just spilled my noodles!
Me: WE’LL NOW YOU’VE MADE A FUCKING CARPET STAIN...
by Brookeisdumb November 6, 2018
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soggy carpet

My man "the carpet cleaner" came over today to give me the soggy carpet.
by jrcdmc June 19, 2011
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Picking the carpet

When a meth head runs out of dope and has to seach the carpet for fallen rock
Watch out, the neighbors are picking the carpet again.
by Amphibious Goddess December 3, 2017
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Shampoo the carpet

I want to hook up with a chick who has with last a ‘70s bush and I “shampoo the carpet”!
by UncleMikeOnWheels November 6, 2020
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