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Perfect size

It depends on how she says it.
When your girlfriend says “your dick is the perfect size for me” it means she prefers your dick size to other sizes. If she say “I love your dick it’s the perfect size” I’m sorry but she’s sparing you and finally the tricky one. If she says “I don’t like big dick it hurts me, your dick is the perfect size” it means she could be telling the truth but it’s just hard to say.
by anonymous June 3, 2022
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Size 10 steel-toed enema

To take your size 10 steel-toed workshoe with your foot still in it and stick it up someone's butt.
How would you like a size 10 steel-toed enema?
by PeeBee February 13, 2004
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shoe size

Someone who acts childish or immature. Most guys shoe size is around 9-12, so it is used when someone is acting of that age.
Greg: "yo did you hit that last night."
Mark: "Nah, that bitch was my fuckin shoe size."
Greg: "damn"
by signature January 14, 2008
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Rasputin sized

adj.) when your dick is the size of Rasputin (aka 13 inch)
Hey baby my cock is Rasputin sized!

The dude I did last night had a Rasputin sized penis!
by Edward Von Trapp May 30, 2008
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size zero

skinny models that designer Victoria Beckham specifically banned from walking in her Spring 2011 catwalk presentation because she wants to be the only skinny bitch in the world.
Victoria sitting in the audition room, one skinny mode walks in, she whispers "omg who's that size zero bitch? is she skinnier than me?" then she yells "you're out skinny BITCH!"
by Rony911 September 18, 2010
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Size Zero

Officially defined as a measure of clothing size. Size Zero measurements are as follows:

Bust: 32"
Waist: 24"
Low Hip*: 35.5"

* Defined as 9" below the waist

Primarily aimed at fashion concious parents of 8 - 10 year olds, who'd like their daughters to grow up fast and be "perfect".

The Size Zero fad has caught on with celebrities, Posh Spice being the most favoured example. When reported in the Tabloids the Size Zero fad is typically considered with distaste.

Unfortunately, impressionable teenagers - primarily females - are being caught up in the Size Zero fad, trying to follow after their heroine's footsteps.

Most respectable dieticians are known to believe that being a Size Zero is unhealthy, will shorten a persons life span and has been linked to osteoporosis.

You will find that while some men prefer Size Zero women, most do not; frequently referring to them as "far too skinny". Men like curves girls, know it.
Examples of Size Zero celebrities:

Posh Spice
Lindsay Lohan
by Tortured_Soul December 9, 2008
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sizerp

Sizerp is cough syrup and vodka mixed togther. YUMMY YUMMY
Robotussin and Skyy Blu, Tylonal and Chrystal, Motrin and Brewsky, etc.
by pseudonym June 19, 2005
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