Skip to main content

Marc the Spark malarky clown swedisco dmitri goddess

From the latin "marcus sparticus swe'disceranus" This is the ultimate nickname to give someone, and only once you have reached mach 3.9991347592 can u achieve this...(see definition of mach rating)
a man was walking down the street. He saw a guy with long blonde hair crossing the road. As he saw this he exclaimed, "The saviour has arisen! long live lord Marc the Sparc malarky clown swedisco dmitri goddess...
by Staaaaani June 19, 2004
mugGet the Marc the Spark malarky clown swedisco dmitri goddess mug.

Swedish Meatball

An orgy consisting of largely males (usually 4-16) and 1 woman. The woman sucks the men's testicles, and only his testicles. The men are bisexual, and are occasionally kissing each other while the woman sucks the men. The other men rub their testicles on each other.
Guy: I had an amazing Swedish Meatball last night.

Other Guy: *Offended* Why didn't you invite me!
by EvilBunnyRabbit June 28, 2014
mugGet the Swedish Meatball mug.

The Swedish Nose Plug

When a guy cums into a girls nose , then she blows her nose (without a tissue) and it drips down into her mouth.



And Yes This is Me Daniel S
Phil-"Man me and my girl friend were so bored last night so we decided to do The Swedish Nose Plug".

Zach-"Whoa That sound Fun ill go get my girlfriend to try it with me".
by <<!!!>>> April 13, 2009
mugGet the The Swedish Nose Plug mug.

swedish watergun

pull your penis out of a girls mouth after ejaculating and proceed to urinate on her face.
my wife was very upset when i gave her a swedish watergun
by crandall12345 May 22, 2008
mugGet the swedish watergun mug.

Swedish nazi

Nazis that come from Sweden, a great example is YouTuber PewDiePie.
The Swedish Nazi hates those Jews!
Be a Swedish Nazi now!
by Dominigg May 1, 2019
mugGet the Swedish nazi mug.

swedish hankerchief

A sexual act in which the the 'receiver' has their mouth filled with tissue paper/toilet roll and the 'giver' proceed to have anal sex with them.
This culminates in using the stuffed tissue paper to wipe ones-self with.
"I would so give her a Swedish Hankerchief"
by La Magrá May 29, 2007
mugGet the swedish hankerchief mug.

Swedish Bull-Ride

Another name for the Swedish rodeo A sexual game in where two partners (usually man and woman) are having sex in the doggy style position. The man leans over and whispers in the womans ear, "I have AIDS" or something of equivelant offence. Then the man trys to see how long he can stay on/in before the woman "bucks" him off of her.
Jim: "What's your record in the Swedish Bull-Ride?"
Bob: "Only 35 seconds man."
by Barticus September 11, 2008
mugGet the Swedish Bull-Ride mug.

Share this definition

Sign in to vote

We'll email you a link to sign in instantly.

Or

Check your email

We sent a link to

Open your email