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You bet your sweet patootie

It means the same as the phrases, "you bet your ass" and, "you bet your dick and balls".
That is, you're absolutely, positively, 100% certain about the final outcome of a situation.
{Seen on a website about flashlights, LEDs, and lasers}:
I tried to cut through the outer casing to bare metal with the blade of a Swiss army knife, and with some minor difficulty, I was able to do so. This shows the unit has a Type II anodized finish to it (...)
Would I really cut up a brand spanken new $450.00 laser? You bet your sweet patootie I would, if it's in the name of science.
by Telephony May 30, 2015
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Dothan Sweet Tea

A mixed drink combining sweet tea and bourbon. Originally named after Dothan, Alabama. The tea's ability to mask most of the bourbon taste, but still leave some of the rich bourbon flavor makes it a must try for any true southerner.
"Do you know of any drinks named after towns that no one has ever heard of?"

"Have you tried a Dothan Sweet Tea?"
by Simon Stokes November 10, 2007
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Related Words

toot sweet

"I'll be back from the restroom toot sweet so we can continue our conversation."
by beorn May 30, 2006
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sweet sixteen

The stage in which a female turns the age of Sixteen.
Alisha just had her sweet sixteenth birthday party
by brian December 30, 2003
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sweet pussy

when a pussy is sweet in taste
hi faye, how about you let me lick that sweet pussy.
by lewis April 22, 2005
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Sweet Little Unforgettable Thing

This is actually a sarcastic way to call a person a slut without her knowing.

(Read the first or capital letter of those words.)

S weet
L ittle
U nforgettable
T hing

A.K.A.

S L U T
She had dyed her hair blonde, you could tell. And she talked like a valley girl. And dressed like a Sweet Little Unforgettable Thing.
by ATTYou January 24, 2010
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Sweet Baby Ray's

The best BBQ sauce in the world, and possibly the universe.

The second best thing to come out of Chicago after Playboy

The equivalent of black people in a bottle.

The sauce is the boss.
We can't have nothin' but Sweet Baby Ray's baby!
by Sweet Baby Ray January 18, 2009
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