stumpskank

A skank with a stump limb.

Heather Mills is a stumpskank.

by Hector Remarkable October 1, 2008

Stump Hole Water

Another name for moonshine.

Hey Ed, gimme some of that stump hole water.

by Fernando22 April 19, 2009

Stump-Punch

A freshly-dismembered individual's hilariously desperate attempt to defend themselves against their attacker(s).

Karl found himself trying to stump-punch his way out of being a meal for the backwoods cannibals before passing out from blood loss: he went GREAT with the moonshine.

by toolsquatch May 16, 2009

Stump the pump

When you are unable to produce cum during intercourse

Man last night I had whiskey dick and it really did "stump the pump."

by repptile56 April 19, 2014

Stump

1. The remains of an uprooted or chopped down tree
2. A person who is a waste of space. Does nothing with their lives and refuses to talk to anyone, instead reading their messages and never replying back, 'cause you know, it's a stump and shit. They sit there all day and succeed in doing nothing but taking up space.

Everyone in this town just acts like a goddamn stump.

by Space Ace 1973 March 6, 2015

Stumping

The act of saying yes to something, then changing your mind. Usually used for plans or a date.

Also used in the -ed form

Person 1: Omg I can't believe ... asked you out
Person 2: yeah but I'm planning on Stumping him.

Person 1: did you hear about ... being asked to homecoming?
Person 2: oh yeah I heard ... did it

Person 1: honestly I think he's just gonna get Stumped.

by YabingYang October 22, 2016

Vanessa Stump

Someone who is so obsessed with Patrick Stump that she claims to be married to the singer.

Me:Hey Vanessa, whats your last name?
Vanessa: Stump, as in Patrick Stumps wife
Me: Not even in your wet dreams

That girl is such a Vanessa Stump!

by Emily Addictive November 1, 2008