Student

To study for 24 hours a day, 7 days a week, 3 weeks per year with no pay

I, a student. I have work hours. NO PAY???

by nkjyang April 1, 2015

Smudge Cuddler

A scrub that wants to cuddle&or romanticizes road kill.

I watched a baby duckling get stamped to the road by a bus. I could only think: "I wanted to cuddle that smudge at one point." for that moment. I knew then, that I am a smudge cuddler.

by Smudge Cuddler March 13, 2020

Studenteer

A student or graduate who decides to do something positive with their free time sharing their skills with a good cause or charity, while gaining valuable work experience.

"I spent time during lockdown developing my marketing skills with a charity as a Studenteer, what about you?"

by holliems1 June 5, 2020

Transfer Student Blues

When you transfer from one 4-year University to another and end up being miserable.

The transfer student blues are worse the longer you wait to transfer as you find it increasingly difficult to forge friendships that were once naturally easy to acquire. The workload becomes rigorous and you find it difficult to motivate yourself to do the work as a result of the soul-crushing despair.

Unfortunately, the blues never subside and you are left to wonder why you transferred out in the first place. The blues are most prevalent when one transfers from a small close-knit university to a large university where you are just a number.

I transferred from a small liberal arts college to Michigan State and I am experiencing the Transfer student blues. This is my last semester and I hardly know anybody. I used to enjoy going downtown and getting wasted with my crew. Now, I just stay in my 1-bedroom apartment and smoke weed while watching re-runs of South Park. The Transfer Student Blues suck and I just can't wait to graduate-If I make it out in one piece!

by PTrockstar92 February 4, 2013

Glenbrook Academy of International Studies

Founded to be a leading path for the future generation to rule the world with mind broadening education, the Academy hosts an eccentric cast of characters. Each brilliant student has a superiority complex they are unwilling to admit to, an unhealthy obsession with something they should have stopped liking in middle school, and a strange bond over lasagna (must be free trade). A group that could succeed in world domination if they weren’t too busy yelling at each other at three am telling one another to go to bed. From an outsider’s point of view, you really can’t tell if they all hate each other or love each other. Either way, they’re hilarious to watch.

Dude, your sibling is in the Glenbrook Academy of International Studies? How’s their Percy Jackson obsession? How’s their stubborn burn out waiting to happen? When do they start their homework? I bet they start it at 3 am, right? Do they have any friends outside of Academy? How many of them want to pursue a career in humanities? How many of them threaten to run away to a cottage in the middle of nowhere at the slightest inconvenience? Wow. What a bunch of geeks.

by academite plant mom December 25, 2020

secret studier

a person who makes great grades in school and insists they do not study while in reality they go home and study tirelessly in order to make good grade, thereby effectively making you feel stupid

I totally failed that exam, meanwhile Damian did great and said he didn't even do his homework, but you know that's because he's a secret studier.

by Sweep Nips April 1, 2009

media studies

doss subject for numpteys.

i do media studies, as well as: PE, childcare, sportscience and buisness

by karis baker May 28, 2007