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the stocking stuffer

The sexual act of using a stocking akin to an inverted condom (i.e. a condom not placed over the penetrating device). Can be fun but does not act as proper contraception, please put "gift wrap" over your "present"!
My girl is about the stocking stuffer of her life this Christmas *winks seductively*.
by Esna Slersad December 20, 2024
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the stocking stuffer

The act of using a stocking as an inverted condom, i.e. a condom not placed over the penetrating device. Fun, but make not proper contraception. Please properly "wrap" your "present"!
My girl is about to get the stocking stuffer of her lift this Christmas. Sorry we can't hang bro.
by Esna Slersad December 20, 2024
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The laughing stock of 1972

2 scores and 13 years ago, our nation was plagued with a severe case of the giggles. It was a difficult time for many as they could not control their laughter. However, one person was not affected and his name was Kirk. Kirk felt so alone, he couldn’t talk to anyone without them laughing. He felt like THE laughing stock of our nation. He went on to write about his tragic experience in what we know today as the laughing stock of 1972.
Did they teach you about the laughing stock of 1972 yet?
by Kirklaugh July 5, 2025
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stocking party

An event in which men (specifically) gather to show off their stockings to their friends in hopes to make each other jealous and/or motivate them to own better stockings.

Their wives are not allowed to know about this party.
Hey Steve, will I be seeing you at the stocking party on Saturday “?
by Ayedolph Hittie February 6, 2025
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pussy stocks

Level of attractiveness to a female partner, usually influenced by a flashy item or clothing. This may also be used in a sarcastic way to signify how unattractive a mate may be based on their out of touch style or haggard belongings.
“Damn Zach got himself a 1987 Ford Tempo, pussy stocks goin up!”
by Jesusinthetoilet May 20, 2023
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Rough Stock

(a) "Rough stock" is an expression used to depict a man who possesses a rugged and resilient nature, often characterized by his physical strength, fearless demeanor, and a rough-around-the-edges appearance. He is someone who embraces a tough and adventurous lifestyle, and his actions exhibit an unyielding determination and a willingness to face hardships head-on.

(a) Example "Jake is a prime example of rough stock. With his muscular build, unkempt beard, and fearless attitude, he's the kind of man you'd expect to find scaling mountains or battling through rough terrain."

(b) When it comes to describing a man sexually, "rough stock" can imply a more intense or physically dominant approach to sexual encounters. It suggests a preference for rougher or more aggressive sexual activities.

(b) Example: "She was intrigued by his reputation as rough stock in the bedroom, drawn to his commanding presence and his willingness to explore more intense and adventurous sexual experiences."
(a) Example "Jake is a prime example of rough stock. With his muscular build, unkempt beard, and fearless attitude, he's the kind of man you'd expect to find scaling mountains or battling through rough terrain."

(b) Example: "She was intrigued by his reputation as rough stock in the bedroom, drawn to his commanding presence and his willingness to explore more intense and adventurous sexual experiences."
by Davellin June 8, 2023
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Double stocking wank

The act of two women giving a man a footjob together whilst wearing pantyhose or stockings, usually ending in the guy cumming in their feet and legs
Last night, I ran into Cara and Nadia. They invited me back to their place for a fantastic double stocking wank
by PhilliBlunt June 12, 2023
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