Swiss Stocking

The residue left over after a cheese fucker is done fucking their cheese.

I didn’t know Jacque was into Camembert, I can smell his Swiss Stocking through his pants.

by SalaciousMonkey March 7, 2024

Stock Fry

If you don’t know what stock fry is then you don’t deserve to know.

“Hey, did you hear about stock fry? I heard the hottest girls are into it.”

“When my sneaky link said he loves stock fry I knew he was the one, we’ve been married ever since!”

by Coolguybobduncan December 7, 2021

Stock VSCO Thot

The one person in your class who won’t shut up and mind their own business...

Yo, Demi is such a Stock VSCO Thot, I fucking hate it

by That_Lil_Sleeze April 15, 2020

the stocking stuffer

The act of using a stocking as an inverted condom, i.e. a condom not placed over the penetrating device. Fun, but make not proper contraception. Please properly "wrap" your "present"!

My girl is about to get the stocking stuffer of her lift this Christmas. Sorry we can't hang bro.

by Esna Slersad December 20, 2024

Stocking Feet

walking without shoes

One time, I went all day with stocking feet and didn't notice till my brother made a remark about it.

by Thaylor Gang May 28, 2018

Frankenstein Stocks

Refers to an investment strategy where declining stocks are assembled, akin to Victor Frankenstein combining different body parts for his creature. The term encompasses the concept of creating a portfolio from various declining stocks, with the metaphorical "lightning" representing external catalysts or stimuli that are anticipated to revive the value of the assembled assets.

Person A: "Have you heard of 'Frankenstein stocks' in investing?"
Person B: "No, what's that?"
Person A: "It's like picking declining stocks and hoping they come back to life, similar to how Victor Frankenstein put together different body parts for his monster."

by TheRandomStock January 20, 2024

JV Stock

A JV Stock comes from Super Smash Bros. If the game ends and you are at 0%, it will be a JV(number of stocks you have plus 1) Stock. It is used often by people who play the game.

Remember, a JV Stock is what occurs when you are at 0% at the end of a game.

"I lost a stock, but at least I got the JV."

"JV4'd your ass!"

"At least I got the JV."

"That was a JV4 because I had 3 stocks and took no damage."

"Will they get the JV?"

by Le0ne January 28, 2022