BFFL Status

The state in which it is alright or even encouraged to perform sexual acts on others without any consequences because you are so close of friends

Person 1: "Dude, did u just sleep with her?"
Person 2: "Nah its coolman I got BFFL Status, its a just friends thing"
Person 1: "Ok man that could have been a close one"

by FrozenEggo91 March 30, 2009

Shitpost status

Short cursed yet blessed videos that have been blowing up recently.

Lmao get off your lazy butt I won't explain it for you sucker (shitpost status)

by Greymooo_yt November 30, 2020

Status Material

Something that would make a good status. Such as a song lyrics, famous qoute, a saying, or something funny that you heard. Good status material is key for making a good status.

Holly: I like the qoute "Truth is everyone is going to hurt you, you just gotta find the ones worth suffering for."
Claire: That is such Status Material.

by moonlightt13 August 11, 2010

pro status

Of high quality, carrying something out with perfection.

I hit that shit pro status.

by maybenot September 28, 2003

status update

A change to one's facebook status.

"Did you see Annie's status update on facebook today? She's an orphan now!"

by newsvava February 10, 2009

status ass-wipe

When a relative, usually a mother or aunt, comments on your facebook status with a concerned question or words of encouragement. It is usually either embarrassing, or confusing, or both.

Examples of a status ass-wipe:

Jane Doe is having a bad day.
Janet Doe: what's wrong, sweetie? You need to call me and tell me what happened.

Joe Smith needs a job.
Aunt Smith: Your life is full of surprises. Everything happens for a reason. It will all be okay.

by Jane Mc July 20, 2009

Hot Girl Status

When a hot girl on facebook makes a pointless status, and guys like it because they like her.

John "Did you see what (Hot girls name) said yesterday, she got 100 likes"

Matt "Dude, its just a Hot Girl Status"

by MjMed September 21, 2011