Offspring of an Wizard (male) and a fairy (female).
Merkin Sprites retain the abilities of their mother with the potential to learn and master multiple human magical disciplines.
While possible to learn the ability to take other forms, in their true form, the Merkin Sprite is the same size as a fairy.
Merkin Sprites retain the abilities of their mother with the potential to learn and master multiple human magical disciplines.
While possible to learn the ability to take other forms, in their true form, the Merkin Sprite is the same size as a fairy.
by m4ngthegang September 11, 2011
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A scamming scum of the earth landlord who becomes an olympic sprinter when young aspiring londoneer's catch on to their scheming 'lord farquadish' ways. Their speed and ability to catch their prey is unmatched within the animal world.
Person 1: Hey even though your house looks like a used bonfire, its suspiciously undervalued for such a lucrative area.
Person 2: You shouldn't have said that, here comes my landlord Julia, she's a landlord sprinter you know.
Person 1: RUN!!!!
Julia: But its edgyyy
Person 2: You shouldn't have said that, here comes my landlord Julia, she's a landlord sprinter you know.
Person 1: RUN!!!!
Julia: But its edgyyy
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Get the sprintsturbating mug.Along with Evade, sprint is the only non-n00bish loadout on Halo: Reach. Much of xbox Live agrees that if a person is using sprint or evade instead of something gay like armor lock, they do not deserve to be tea bagged.
Guest- Should i teabag these kids? They're pretty bad
Brig- No man, they have the courtesy to use sprint, they deserve respect
Brig- No man, they have the courtesy to use sprint, they deserve respect
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