Snote

Abbreviation for the phrase side note; Used to save time and feel awesome about how lame you are.

Girl: I was totally going to go to the party, but then, like, I decided not to.
Guy: Snote: I hate it when you talk.
Girl: God, you are such a jerk!
Guy: Snote: I don't care.

by kmshoremount January 7, 2011

spitefit

Spitefit: Crossfit fitness regimen motivated by pure spite.

When you date your crossfit trainer/coach, subsequently get dumped by him via text message, and in turn join the only competitors gym in the area within hours of text receipt to ensure your continued hotness while ensuring you're not benefiting said scumbag in the process, that is called spitefit.

by Sassypantswithavengance March 26, 2011

spite-victory

The act of committing all of your efforts to stopping a particular rival from winning a competitive game/event once you realise you have no way of winning yourself.

Game of monopoly: 3 players left

"John you will give me all of your properties for only $500". "Yeh Jimmy sure, as long as you let me go around the board 3 times without having to pay rent". Cheeky smirk to the Bryn. John i'l give you $5000 for all of your properties and allow you not to pay rent on my properties for 3 turns. "Nah Bryn thats fine, i'm going to stick with Jimmy's deal".

As a result Bryn is quickly knocked out of the game, after which John immediately insults Bryn about how bad he is at the game, forfeits to Jimmy and enjoys the glory of his spite-victory.

by racistonarockingchair October 10, 2011

spoeda

another name for a black person for the way they talk.

where you spoeda be at. what you spoeda be do'in. and last but not least , that aint spoeda happen that way

by elopis January 13, 2014

Spiteflixing

Watching a show on netflix that you previously promised to watch with someone by yourself or with someone else because you're upset with said person

We had a bad break-up, so I spent the night spiteflixing Orange is the New Black.

by Xelu June 23, 2015

Spoke

Spoke, a new type of social media platform, is a follow-based mobile application that allows you to record, interact with and listen to 12 second voice notes.

OMG guys, did you hear what Beyonce posted on Spoke yesterday?

by AwesomeApps July 27, 2016

Spite monkey mentality

Regular teenage behavior

Not getting along with your family is considered spite monkey mentality.

by Threescore August 26, 2016