sploink

1.the act of penatrating anothers punani with ones discostick

2. half physicic half rock pokemon on pokemon ruby saphire and emareld

3. careless fratinization

didnt u hear i want to sploink you

by haskinzzz59 July 7, 2009

sploitz

Cooler than cool. Hotter than hot. Neater than neat. Tittier than tit. Sploitz is the cream of the crop, the best of the best, the ultimate form.

Looks at amazingly cool cup at banquet table. "Man, that cup is sploitz!"

by MrWhistler July 4, 2005

sploof

highly intoxicated to the point where you're about to toss more cookies then a keebler elf

dude, I'm sploofed...wheres the bathroom

by Dirt January 25, 2005

spliffany petard

A retard who has high social status due to the money his parents have. A spiffy mentally handicapped person.

Rain man or that retard from the hangover. Also Christina ricci in pumpkin.

Dustin Hoffman plays a great spliffany petard in you know rain man also starring that creeper.

by jedi marf October 19, 2013

sploof

Tobacco and Marijuana mixed together for smoking purposes usually rolled in cigarette form or smoked from a bowl.

I just rolled up a sploof, down to smoke?

by thejmlowry September 27, 2011

spliff-starr

A woman who seeks sexual pleasure from a male and then gets rid of him. very shady. i.e. slut, whore, tramp

"Hey D-low, you have fun with that Spliff-starr last night?! 'heard she was splifferiffic!!"

by Ramrod February 11, 2005

spliff

A Marijuana cigarette made from a cigar shell.

Then you be back in your crib with a fat spliff, you think we was some kind of crazy ass angel.

by Detaer February 13, 2003