Wig Split

Past tense of an individual who was victim of massive head trauma inflicted by a 2nd party. i.e, Guns, Bats, or by accident.

"Yo, you heard what happend to that nigga trey? that nigga got his wig split right on the avenue, Got popped in his dome"

by P-doX November 16, 2007

banana-split shit

When someone does a split then suddenly shits them-self.

My friend was showing me there gymnastic moves when they took a banana-split shit

by Yellow fish February 5, 2014

lickety split

"Lickety split", meaning fast or quickly, apparently arose in the 1830s and 1840s. The origin of the expression isn't totally clear. Similar to stat.

Grandma just slipped on a bananna peel so I have to get her to the hospital lickety split!

by Tom Connelly September 8, 2006

bro split

A type of weightlifting routine performed by uninformed bros. It consists of separate days for separate body parts. The focus is typically on biceps and chest because those are the only muscles that matter to bros. A typical bro split might consist of Monday (Back/Biceps), Tuesday (Chest/Triceps), Thursday (Shoulders), Friday (Legs (often skipped by bros)). The bros often just do a machine circuit not really having any clue as to what or how they are training. Good form is often hard to find.

Going back to the University gym after the holidays is going to suck with all the frat guys doing terrible bro splits for their new year's resolution, but it should die down after Martin Luther King Day.

by sakau2007 December 27, 2013

Jizz & Split

An awsome nickname for the gas station Kum & Go. Also known as Ejaculate & Evacuate.

-Dude, lets go to Jizz & Split...I need to get some gas.

-No man, it's called Ejaculate & Evacuate.

by Lelegirll March 15, 2009

royal split

The vagina, vagene, puss, pussy, Pandora’s wet box, twat aka the royal split

The vagina, vagene, puss, pussy, Pandora’s wet box, twat aka the royal split

You gotta get ya ding-dong wet in the royal fuckin split

by Meat beef October 19, 2020

Trip N Split

At the height of a party with a bunch of friends, all of the sudden one of your friends gets so wasted, he/she feels uncomfortable (for some reason or another), and leaves unannounced through the back door.

Homie 1: "Hey what the fuck happened to Tim?"
Homie 2: "I don't know, he probably trip n split."

by SocalRico January 23, 2013