Sphincterus Maximus

An insult meaning asshole. May express, douche, dick, retard, etc.

Jill: Jack is a Sphincterus Maximus.
John: I know!

by LinkMaster03 June 22, 2008

sphiffle

(1)What you call something when you can't remember what it's called (2)What you call someone when they are your best friend (3)What you call someone when they are being retarded....other forms shpiffler shpifflette

(1) Can you tell me the answer to that one shpiffle in Bio class? (2)I love you my little sphifflette (3)Stop being such a shpiffler!!!

by Carolina Kmander :)) February 22, 2009

sphegels

Much like kegels are vaginal exercises, sphegels are exercises of the anus or sphincter.

Melissa: *squeeze squeeze*
Amanda: STOP!
Melissa: you don't like my sphegels on you?

by amandap3 March 12, 2009

sphere satchel

ball sack

That kid kicked me square in my sphere satchel!

by SnooterBoy June 9, 2009

spherplunken

A sexual act in which a man does a woman from behind and treats her ass roughly (by means of smacking, grabbing, etc...) until it turns a pinkish color. The act is finished by pulling out and cumming on her ass.

I love girls with bedonkadonk, they're the best for spherplunken.

by fugaho June 11, 2009

sphincterror

Used to describe a load so epically massive that one's sphincter clamps shut in an attempt to block its passage. Ultimately, this fails and just when you try to force it out, your sphincter surrenders to the inevitable. The enormous girth combined with the force exerted results in a painful (and sometimes audible) ripping sensation.

The sphincter learns from this experience and will clamp shut even tighter the next time. There are unconfirmed reports of microscopic diamonds being formed from the intense pressure.

The most astounding characteristic of the sphincterror is the complete loss of any will to brag about or display the result of this "achievement."

girl: you were in there a long time. Do you feel better?

guy: lips quiver in an attempt to speak

girl: oh no! Tell me it wasn't a sphincterror!!!

by twilyth September 23, 2009

Sphincter Speak

(absolute, certainty, erudition, pedagogue, positous), authoritative peremptory, pedant, verbose, pompous, &/or didactic speech or instruction; drawing conclusions based on or integrating assumptions; wishful thinking passing as fact or doctrine.

I didn't mind the traffic ticket so much as the sphincter speak that went along with it.

by Darth Johnny December 8, 2010