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Spamalot

A musical based off Monty Python and the Holy Grail. In the first act, men have two very small fish and slap the women across the cheeks a few times with them. But don't worry- justice is served when the women pull out much bigger fish and knock the guys down, humiliating them.
Rick: "I just saw Spamalot last night."
Jacob: "How was it?"
Rick: "Hilarious. Btw dude, don't ever slap a woman with a fish; she will slap you back even harder with a bigger fish."
by Rwdnededm.dnqw,ndkqek31ehi23he September 5, 2013
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SASM

Slow Ass Spin Move
Iconically invented by Casey Dangerous, himself. It is the world's slowest spin move in the game of American Football. It's what you do to play mind tricks on the defender to think you're going to juke the hell out of them and they end up jumping the gun because the spin is so slow.
Casey just hit the SASM on that dude in the open field! He had no idea it was coming!
by ThaSmoothness February 7, 2017
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spasmoid

When someone is being a spastic but spastic just doesn't feel right to say in the situation.
Example 1: Jesus Alex, you're such a spasmoid.
Example 2: OMG Alex, stop being a spasmoid.
by DarkExploit May 31, 2017
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Spam Hulahoop

The spam-like hole in the middle of your anus, where the chocolate comes from.
(In Mr. Bean voice...) Oooh, hello sailor... do you want to finger my spam hulahoop? .... please...
by The chocolatier February 11, 2005
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Spam

An acronym that stands for Stupid Pathetic Annoying Messages.
E-mail Folders:

Inbox-3
Spam-102394059382039400
by MyNameIsChloeeee April 25, 2010
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Spam Jumper

"Spam Jumping" is a term used by angry noobs and 10 year olds in Murder Mystery 2 on Roblox. Apparently, if you jump more than 3 times, you're SpAm JuMpEr and should be banned from the game forever. Remember, kids, you're not allowed to use any technique in Murder Mystery 2, or you'll piss a little kid off.
poopystinkyfart56234 (Level 18): "u nob u r just a spam jumper lol u not good at this game u nob lololol"

WwwxxxDfDg (Level 60): "Yes, I'M the noob."
by Not a dumba$$ July 21, 2022
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Useful Spam

Useful spam (norb... a noun verb... or wait no...it can be a veun... a verb noun
or it can be a nern.... or a voub.) - Spam that is combined with helpful information on a specific topic. More fun than actual spam, more fun than actual helping. It's a great thing. You use it on a forum. it combines the use of one spam sentence with a useful or helpful sentence. Useful Spam- Its what we do.
Don't playa hate on me. Grrrrrr
I am helping you not get your ass kicked by me by using helpful spam to inform you to Don't playa hate on me. Grrrrr. Therefore this is helping you, and is considered spamming
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that's useful spam
by Spectrace July 18, 2006
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