sparknotes

mankind's greatest invention. summarizes boring books high school students have to read, in little paragrpahs for every chapter. you can still get the idea of what the book's about without spending countless hours reading the damn thing.
also avilable for subjects such as history, math, science, chemistry, government, etc.

Oh fuck. I have a test on Macbeth tomorrow. Sparknotes to the rescue!

by SexyLexie May 14, 2007

Sparkling Vanilla

After you have sex with an albino girl, she smiles and you wipe your cum on her teeth so they gleam in the sun light.

Someone please post a pic of an A&W cream soda can if you can't actually perform one. Albino girls are rare treasures. The porn for them is practically nonexistant. Even more so than midget.

by Karate Jesus December 7, 2004

Vagina shark

A vagina shark is a very horny male who is always on the hunt for vagina!! This animal is characterized by its constant roaming eye and insatiable thirst for all things vagina. There is nothing that will stop this horny male from getting his fill of vagina.

Junior Is the biggest vagina shark I know!

I am so sick of the club scene, there is never any decent men just a bunch of vagina sharks swimming around!

Just last week, this vagina shark tried to hit on my woman!

by Sweetteabone December 27, 2013

Race card shark

This is someone who constantly uses race as a grievance to gain attention and power.

That princess is such a race card shark, worth millions but so oppressed!

by I, Wreckerrr March 31, 2021

shoujo sparkles

n. pl. light of unknown origin radiating from the forms of female characters in shoujo manga, so as to designate their inherent inner (and possibly outer) beauty. A relative of the Bishounen Tailwind phenomenon, in which pretty, androgynous boys in anime are followed by a constant breeze that causes their hair and/or clothes to ripple at appropriate moments of drama.

Oscar de Jarjayes radiates shoujo sparkles.

by Spritedust May 15, 2004

holy inflatable shark, Batman!

Interjection, similar to holy cow!

From the classic, campy Batman: The Movie starring Adam West. Robin (Burt Ward) had a habit of making strange exclamations (Holy Polaris, Holy Sardine, Holy Captain Nemo... you get the idea.

At one point in the movie, Batman is attacked by--you guessed it--an inflatable shark, against which he must defend himself whilst the faithful Robin runs to get the shark-repellent bat spray.

Should be exclaimed loudly and dramatically, for maximum campy effect.

Holy inflatable shark, Batman! Some days, you just can't get rid of a bomb.

by Lady Chevalier June 25, 2005

mud shark

any white chick that goes lookin for some black meat.

that white girl with tito is a mudshark.

by Lee Broussard April 1, 2003