spanish goatee

Spanish Goatee; the process of farting on a spouses chin while receiving testicular felacio

Bob - "he jerry"

Jerry - "yeah"
Bob - "I totally gave heather a Spanish Goatee last night"

spanish goatee by 1562 June 1, 2010

Spanish Donut 

A large ring of feces exuded onto the rim of a toilet bowl so that the next person to sit on the toilet sits in a pile of shit. The word gets its name because the coil of poop resembles a large donut, and in Spain people eat their own shit. Most people will notice a huge coil of shit around a toilet bowl, so this is best done around drunk people or the retarded.

I just Spanish Donuted that n*****!

Spanish Donut by Vagine McCockstine February 1, 2007

Spanish Delight 

To cover your naked partner witch guacamole and eat it in any way that pleases you.

Your mom made some guacamole so we had a Spanish delight party.

Spanish Delight by OMAR AKA BROOKLYN February 21, 2010

Spanish Wristwatch 

Can be referred to as just 'wristwatch'.

"I did a wristwatch for my whole class to see. They loved it."

Spanish Wristwatch by Diego August 21, 2003

spanish ice 

A person (spanish) who is very cold. Cold as ice.

My roomate in college.
"Joe, you spanish ice!"

spanish ice by black wiggles December 14, 2008

Spanish Belly Tickle 

when you poop and throw up at the same time

If you feel a Spanish Belly Tickle coming on, you better run outside!

Spanish Belly Tickle by bumtum April 30, 2012

Spanish Shitting Syndrome 

The everyday feeling of when you enter your Spanish Class, you need to take a shit.

"Man, ever since Spanish, my Spanish Shitting Syndrome has gotten so much worse. I almost had diarrhea en mis pantalones. Gracias Senora!"

Spanish Shitting Syndrome by Shitting Spanish Student February 5, 2013